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x 50 useless facts about me

1. I broke my wrist falling from a slide, when I was 3.
2. I have wasted two years of my life taking lessons to become a ballerina.
3. For some odd reason, people usually think I'm 15 or 16.
4. I used to skip school a lot, pretending I was ill.
5. I first smoked a cigarette when I was 12.
6. Once I actually tasted cat food: it was a bet and I won.
7. For an accident, in one occasion I almost burnt down the kitchen. I was trying to find out if a plastic kitchen's table can burn.
8. People often think I hate them because apparently I stare at them with a disgusted expression on my face.
9. I've always had more toys than average kids, because my mom used to have a toystore.
10. I suffer from night insomnia.
11. When I was 4, once a girl of my same age sat on my hand and the hand suddenly started bleeding. She was not fat.
12. I always keep a hammer near my bed, in case I'm attacked by malicious entities.
13. When I was 13, I wanted to be an opera singer.
14. I have a little scar on the forehead I got from running and falling in the balcony, at the age of 6.
15. One of my teachers found amusing taunting me because I didn't know my own phone number.
16. The same teacher liked to pull my hair at school, when I was particularly loud. It was a nice way to say "Shut the fuck up!".
17. It seems I have some unknown prince or duke among my ancestors.
18. My room is a complete mess because I never throw away anything.
19. I entertain myself making up or using mysterious words (for example ancient Greek terms) in wrong context.
20. I can't swim.
21. I first got a computer when I was 8.
22. I used to collect stamps and minerals (how nerdish...).
23. I experience stomachaches, headaches, nausea, sore throats etc... almost daily. Obviously, most of the time people think I'm just hypochondriac.
24. I have a scar on my left eyebrow, due to the impact with a broken wardrobe's door at the age of 8.
25. I especially enjoy biting my nails with nail polish on.
26. I am a self-injurer.
27. In school trips I was known for being able to not go to the toilet for a longer time than any other person.
28. I'm a terrible fighter; I'm a lot better at verbal abuse. Me and my boyfriend used to have long and tiring insult fightings à la Monkey Island, that could go on for hours and hours, just because it was fun.
29. At 15 I had the habit of swallowing pills and taking meds on daily basis to fight against boredom.
30. I wear contact lenses.
31. My mother is better than me at playing videogames.
32. When I was younger, she tried several times to teach me to play cards, but it seems I have no talent for these things.
33. Same goes for my father, who tried to introduce me to an instrument called violin =P
34. I have three scars, caused by surgery, on my right knee.
35. My right kneecap is smaller than normal. This causes me to fall down a lot or to be unable to move my aching leg for days.
36. I don't have a driving license. I probably never will.
37. My terror of giant octopuses was caused by Disney movie "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea".
38. In football teams I'm always the goalkeeper.
39. I was taught to read and write at the age of 3.
40. Once I unintentionally hit a friend with scissors during an argument (the scissors were hid in a bag I used to hit her on the head) and made her bleed.
41. I suffer from eating disorders.
42. One of my nicknames was "John Squire's sister". It seems I have some physical resemblance with ex-Stone Roses guitarist. I can't say I was happy of this name, despite the fact I used to like Stone Roses a lot (anyways, better than being called Mani's sister...).
43. I can't sleep with windows opened for fear of wind.
44. At the age of 5 I wanted to become a butcher.
45. Now I'm vegetarian.
46. I used to have the stupid mania to throw cups or glasses out of my window when I was really pissed off.
47. I still enjoy throwing things out of windows, sometimes.
48. I refuse to sing anything in front of other persons.
49. I could never survive without hair dryer.
50. Although I consider myself to be "straight", I find some girls as attractive as boys.

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